Garden gnomes banned from church cemetery because they are ‘unnatural creatures’ – Telegraph.
I had a bit of a chuckle about this one, it would seem that the Diocese of Bath and Wells in the UK have banned gnomes from being put on grave sites as the gnomes are unnatural.
One can only assume that statues of the virgin mary, our lord and saviour jesus christ, angles and a myriad of other saints is ok because they’re natural.
Oh, and no plastic flowers, as they are aesthetically unattractive.