Pope receives message stick from Aussies.
He must feel very blessed. The message stick symbolically protected him during his stay in Sydney last year during World Youth Day. It’s nice when a symbol protects you from another symbol. And just what did it protect him from? Could the message stick be used as a sex toy? Can I get a message stick to symbolically protect me from silly popes?
Cardinal Hell and his flock of 65 popped over to Rome to give the stick to pope bendydick. Its cheaper to post the damn thing, but oh no, lets burn up our precious resources by sticking 66 people, a 3.5 metre cross and a photo of the jesus kid and his whore mother and a bloody stick on a plane and fly them to Rome to deliver them in person, so that the Spanish delegation can then jump on another plane with their 66 people and flying the stupid crap back to Spain, where no doubt the symbolic bullshit art will begin another trip around the world, just like the Olympic torch. People will flock to see it and they’ll want to touch it and kiss it and adore it like it really does have some type of magical powers.
These days you can pay a bit extra on your airline tickets so you can offset the enviromental impact that the huge planes have, I suggest we now add a tax to offset the magical powers of icons so that those of us that don’t believe are not unduly affected by the magical powers as they fly overhead. A couple of million dollars per person should do the trick.