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Things are so bad in India, they’re just making babies all the time, that the call has gone out to electrify all the villages and install television as a method of contraception.
The theory is that people will stay up all night with their new electric lights, watching television and be so tired that they won’t have time for mutual pulling and poking of their bits.
Umm…. ok. Wouldn’t it be cheaper to give away some condoms?
Babies may not be the root of all evil, but sometimes they might be the evil of some roots 🙂
I love an evil root