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The pope, it is said by those who know much better than this humble green grass grazing Llama, is god’s man on earth. He is the link between this world and the next. He is the successor to the first pope Peter, he follows a long line of jolly good men to be the humble servant of his god. He worships the lord and walks in his shadow. Him and god are so close that whatever the earthly pope says is right.
The pope fell over and hurt his ankle.
God is such a bastard.
Actually the old cunt broke his wrist. Your source got it wrong, but who gives a fuck. Pity he didn’t break his neck.
Quite right my Love Llama – but either way, his lord and bastard didn’t help in, in fact there are rumours about that he was pushed by the holy spirit and jesus laughed a happy laugh.
On the other hand(!) maybe it was a miracle and the blessed Mary Mackillop healed his ankle.
The wrist story is here