50 Rabbis and mystics headed to the sky and flew over Israel, maybe to be closer to their invisible friend, they chanted prayers and blew. One of the rabbits said that because of his horn blowing the danger of swine flu had past.
The lord their dog decided to infect Israel with a horrible flu that needs a bunch of hairy rabbits to take to the sky’s and blow their horns and say their head banging prayers and this somehow encourages the almighty to take the flu away.
Is nice to know that the sky pixie can be swayed by such things. Never mind that the bastard could have simply destroyed the virus before it caused a problem.
What a waste of time. There’s a video – its worth watching.
And what’s with all the facial hair? For fuck sake, have a shave, you all look like homeless Santas.