Oh how I laughed. Put a ex-mormon, lesbian and diabetic in one body, stick her on the stage in front of a bunch of atheists and the good times roll. Sue-Ann Post keep us very entertain as she told tales of growing up mormon. Who knew that the mormons thought god lived on a planet far far away, or that if you try hard enough you too could be a god of your own creation on a planet far far away, it’s enough to get me hard. I’m going to become a mormon so I too can baptise dead people. Sue-Ann even told us that drinking beer on stage keeps her blood-sugar level in check, and is a tax deduction.
Quote from Bruce’s Bible
From Bruce's Holy Book:
Jer33:17 For thus saith Bruce; David shall never want a man to sit upon the throne of the house of Israel;
....Read The Holy Babble according to Bruce.God of the Day
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