I’m away grazing in the mountains,enjoying the fresh smells of the bush. Love Llama has nodded off, so what’s a llama to do but pick up the copy of the HOLY BIBLE PLACED BY THE GIDEONS and have a random look. You don’t have to look to far to find bizarre stuff like this
“Behold, I am against you,” says the LORD of hosts; “I will lift your skirts over your face, I will show the nations your nakedness, and the kingdoms your shame. I will cast abominable filth upon you, make you vile, and make you a spectacle. It shall come to pass that all who look upon you will flee from you, and say “Nineveh is laid waste! Who will bemoan her?” Where shall I seek comforters for you?” Nahum 3 4:7
He’s a nasty bit of a deity really isn’t he. Here he is killing the first born, stoning people to death and smiting them every chance he gets, and yet the dirty old perve can only manage to lift the skirt and show her pink bits to the world to shame her, the he will cast filth upon her – now that’s kinky, I bet the old man is getting his jollies. Getting ready to poke a virgin no doubt. Nice job, no wonder your priests are screwed up baby.
Oh, Love Llama has awoken.
I saw a Wood Pigeon today. Is that like a Gideon with wood?
The old testicle reads like a long and boring snuff movie. Today “he” strikes down this tribe and tomorrow turns that tribe into salt and so on. The new testicle gets a bit more wishy washy (“blessed are the cheesemakers” etc).
The weird thing is the tone of the new testicle seems to totally contradict the old testicle – and yet both are supposed to be part of the same “truth”… Go figure…
Oh I liked that bit of Na3 vrs5 but alas King James interprets “I will discover thy skirts upon thy face” …not nearly so evocative!
Now it’s sounding like yhwh reckons he merely rocked up and –happened upon– thy skirt lifted up like that.
Fishy g-d, very fishy.