Comments on: If you look the long way http://www.brucellama.com/2010/07/18/if-you-look-the-long-way/ That's one crazy Llama Sat, 04 Oct 2014 22:50:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.4 By: Michael Barnett http://www.brucellama.com/2010/07/18/if-you-look-the-long-way/comment-page-1/#comment-1865 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:25:32 +0000 http://www.brucellama.com/?p=1503#comment-1865 This awesome blog has just encouraged me to install Qibla Compass by Binary Solutions on my Android phone. Next time I can feel a flatule coming on I’ll know which way to stand, for maximum impact.

Apparently it’s only 12,767,76 km to Mecca from where I am right now so I’ll have to build a big one up.

And look, there are options on the app. I get to choose from Shafi or Hanafi as a Juristic Method and I can belong to one of “University of Islamic Sciences, Karachi”, “Islamic Society of North America”, “Muslim World League” (the default option) or “Egyptian General Organisation of Surveying”.

I’ve never felt more useful in my life.

]]> By: Bruce http://www.brucellama.com/2010/07/18/if-you-look-the-long-way/comment-page-1/#comment-1864 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:16:50 +0000 http://www.brucellama.com/?p=1503#comment-1864 Well yes, and you know that as they bend over they fart in the face of the person right behind them.

]]> By: prayforrain http://www.brucellama.com/2010/07/18/if-you-look-the-long-way/comment-page-1/#comment-1863 Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:03:33 +0000 http://www.brucellama.com/?p=1503#comment-1863 I don’t know if it’s just me, but when I think of Muslims facing Mecca to pray I realise that the Earth is a sphere and if your head is pointing to Mecca one way around the globe, then your arse will be pointing to Mecca the other way around the globe.

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