Comments on: 5 Conclusions I Firmly Believe http://www.brucellama.com/2011/03/20/5-conclusions-i-firmly-believe-christian-news-the-christian-post/ That's one crazy Llama Sat, 04 Oct 2014 22:50:30 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.4 By: One Furious Llama http://www.brucellama.com/2011/03/20/5-conclusions-i-firmly-believe-christian-news-the-christian-post/comment-page-1/#comment-1968 Sun, 20 Mar 2011 08:22:25 +0000 http://www.brucellama.com/?p=1873#comment-1968 Can I just say that, I love the fucking Bible so much! It’s awesome!

Woman should shut up and do as they’re told, gays should be killed, slaves should be beaten properly (but not like, beaten to DEATH mind you) and when one conquers a town, one gets to murder every living thing except for the virgins. The virgins one gets to keep for ones self! Praise Yahweh!

I mean, seriously, which right thinking male WOULDN’T want this treasure to be the perfect words of the almighty?

The Bible is freaking AWESOME… if you’re a man (that isn’t gay or a slave). Praise Jesus!

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