@juliabifolchi we adore you oh Lord. your cross has brought peace to the world.#easter <3 (:
Ummm… bullshit.
This is the time of year when christians utterly and completely ignore reality.
Let’s just look at the tweet – we adore the Lord because he died on a cross and brought peace into the world. Â Let’s look at the world1
Conflicts in the world
The blue bits show conflicts, the black bits show all out war. Â Looks like the dead jesus has done fuck all to bring peace to the world. Â No doubt she means peace in her part of the world, coz jesus is only concerned for her welfare, I’m glad that things are peaceful in Canada.
So, I called it bullshit, and I let juliabifolchi know, she responded with:
@brucellama you really felt the need to comment jackass? it’s not “bullshit” it’s what I believe in. I don’t care what you think. KBYE.
So, you believe that jesus has brought peace to the world and I’m the jackass? Â Well, I’m no jackass I’m a llama and I have a very attractive ass.
Let’s face it, the whole jesus story is a crock of shit and it’s time people started saying so.  Apparently god in his goodness put a tree in the garden of Eden, told Adam and Eve not to eat of it, and when they did we get original sin.  God then had to send his son, which was really him, to get caught and nailed to a stick, died to pay for the sins of everyone, even those who hadn’t been born and have no idea about Adam and Eve, but it’s ok, because once the debt was paid he came back to life and all lived happily ever after.
If only Adam had taken to pissing and shitting on the tree just to piss god off.