Billy the mule is so easy to ridicule. I was about to write a piece on this myself. I especially liked Billy’s “trump card” where he whips a fellow from out of his sleeve who used to sleep with men who now has a beard and children, sorry, “wife” and children. As if this proves anything other than this particular guy is suppressing his homosexual feelings. I wonder if his “wife” has a low sex drive? From what this man does with his private parts Bill thinks he can extrapolate from it that all gay people *choose* to have same-sex attraction, and therefore *could* change their sexuality on a whim and therefore *should* change their sexuality on a whim. Talk about overplaying one’s hand!

This bit really made me chuckle: “When another group of pro-marriage speakers appeared after us, they received nothing of the hostility that we did. Why is it that I seem to bring out the hostility and heat in so many? I always thought I was a pretty nice guy!”

Of all Billy’s delusions this is surely his crowning achievement? He runs a “ministry” for the sole purpose of spreading lies and hatred about gay people, spends all his time trying to prevent gay people from having any legal rights; and bullies and shouts down anyone who disagrees with *anything* he has to say. Yeah, Bill, you’re so cosy and warm, you big soft old bear, you…