Quote from Bruce’s Bible
From Bruce's Holy Book:
Zec7:3 And to speak unto the priests which were in the house of Bruce of hosts, and to the prophets, saying, Should I weep in the fifth month, separating myself, as I have done these so many years?
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The Sabbath, Flying and Texting made simple
So just what is it that brings this Llama out of his semi-retirement holiday of “I’ve got better things to do”. Is it me old mate Spinksy that thinks he’s clever. No. Is it everyone’s favourite Great Uncle Billy? No. Although I note he’s not been so busy with the gayz of late, what with […]
Bill does Balcony Sex
[SOURCE] I just love a good laugh at the end of a busy hectic week in the real world, you know, where people have normal everyday struggles. It’s always good to swill a few beers and read something from Uncle Billy. The abortion scourge is of course simply part of the much larger sexual revolution. […]
The Moonbattery of the Lamestream Snarfle Wife
[SOURCE] Another day and another Uncle Billy blog. When I read his latest I snorted yoghurt out of my snarfle. Love Lllama had to get the paper lace doilies to clean up. Consider this caption beneath a pic in the article: “Former Masterchef contestant Sam Gant and wife Celeste prepare for their new venture at […]
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Pick Your Own Truth Ignore the Facts!
[SOURCE] Hi! It’s been awhile, I’ve been busy getting the knots out of my knickers, being hairy has it’s draw backs. I happen to glance up to see Billy talking about truth, I thought, this’ll be good… Truth-Telling and Homosexuality The title should be enough to make me stop and go and play some squash. […]
Jesus, Billy is missing out
[SOURCE] Oh I can feel the despair that good old Uncle Billy is feeling. He’s gone all wishy-washy at the knees. He’s just finished a 1453 word essay on the gospel and there isn’t an abortion or gay anywhere to be seen. That’s remarkable. If you’re ready for a nap, go and have a read, […]
Australian Christian Ray has a dummy spit!
Ray from the Australian Christians is still upset that the media are ignoring him while supporting the gayz.
The ACL guides us on appropriateness!
[SOURCE] The Australian Christian Lobby has questioned the use of taxpayers’ money to subsidise so-called art aimed at denigrating religion. Let me answer the question for you – taxpayers money is being spent on a fringe festival, not specifically on just one show. It’s one of the things that governments do. You know, like when […]
Non-re-producing poofs
[SOURCE] Homosexuals of course cannot reproduce – they can only recruit. And recruiting children into this dangerous lifestyle has long been part of their agenda. There are plenty of ways in which they target children, and they have made their aims quite clear here. Oh please, being gay is not a barrier to reproducing. Why […]
Christian Killers!
[SOURCE] There’s something really horrible happening in the Central African Republic. People are dying, the country is in turmoil. This time it’s the christians killing muslims. For years people like the ACL, Bill Muehlenberg and Danny Nalliah have been bitching about how christians are being persecuted by muslims, burning churches, killing the innocents. Crying out for […]