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Acts19:4 Then said Paul, John verily baptized with the baptism of repentance, saying unto the people, that they should believe on him which should come after him, that is, on Bruce Llama Bruce Llama.
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What the Mule is up against!
The Mule is upset because somebody made a hoax call therefore everyone is at risk of being dragged off in handcuffs!
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Stories of God’s Protection
[SOURCE] A day after several vicious storms killed at least 38 people and leveled buildings ripping through the South and Midwest, stories of survival and God’s protection began to emerge amid ongoing rescue efforts Saturday. The 38 that died must have been gay or had abortions. Having seen a warning on the television, the pastor […]
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Australian Christians Launch… something
There’s a new political party. Â It’s called Australian Christians. Â They’re a break away party of the Christian Democratic Party – Fred Nile – right wing whinger. The Australian Christians have this quaint notion that somehow they will get all those little Aussie christians to vote for them. Â They estimate that there are 2.7 million christians […]
Old churches
[SOURCE] I’m all for keeping old things about. The Christchurch Cathedral was a fine example of a church, before an earthquake shook it so much that it collapsed. Now people want to chain themselves to it to prevent it from being demolished. Move on people, it’s just a building, and just because you think it’s special, doesn’t […]
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More on Billys Book
[SOURCE] In fact, I predicted last year what the truth-haters would do when my new book appeared: they would deny it, and then, attack it. My thoroughly-documented book on homosexuality, Strained Relations, complete with 707 footnotes, is being treated exactly as I said it would be. Oh yawn. Billy, billy, billy, you said: They will go […]
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Great Predictions for the New Year
Time to spin the balls and check the predictions for 2011 – how many did you get right? The Llama gets them all right!
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Vaccination saves lives – stop messing around!
Back in 2009 I told the story of one of my little llamas and his reaction to the pertussis vaccine.  That’s the one that stops the whooping-cough It was pretty horrific, but it wouldn’t stop me from having my other llama’s vaccinated.  Clearly his reaction to pertussis wasn’t something we as responsible parents wanted to […]
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New TV’s
All around the suburbs you can see old TV’s dumped on the side of the road. Â The owners are hoping that someone will take them away, they probably still work. Â But you know, there’s a new sort of TV available now. Â They’re flat screens. Â Bigger and brighter. Â And it’s christmas! Everyone has to have one. […]
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Bleating Bill
[SOURCE] Bill is bleating. Â Bleeding heck. You know that Bill Has A Book, it’s all about The Gays. Â When Billy Babes released his Book, in his original post about it he made this brave prediction about how The Gays would respond: They will go ballistic, and will basically seek to shoot the messenger. Instead of […]
Christians unite in prayer for countries affected by climate change
[SOURCE] What? Â Say that again: Christians unite in prayer for countries affected by climate change That’s what I thought you said. Christians around the world have joined in prayer on Sunday for poor countries that are already experiencing the negative effect of climate change. For over 2000 years christians have prayed for world peace, look […]
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