Archive for the Category: religion

‘Tis the Season

[SOURCE] Not a big fan of Christmas. Not a big fan of Santa. Not a fan of the whole jesus thing. You know in every single Roman catholic church in the world you’ll find a grotesque figure of a dead man on an implement of torture  he’ll be wearing a crown made out of thorns, he quite […]

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Jesus, it’s Allah

[SOURCE] It seems that a bunch of Muslims have decided to build a new mosque right next door to a planned church!  I’m all for it, houses of religion should all be put in the same area.  Throw a synagogue in there too!  Oh and look, it’s our old friend Pasta Danny Nalliah from Catch […]

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Divine Intervention from Mary Mackillop

[SOURCE] Marlene Lester, from Ballina, is convinced that something that happened to her and her grandson, Jackson, recently was much more than coincidence, but a divine intervention. Oooo, this will be good, a divine intervention! At the very least, it’s an act of generosity from strangers. Marlene earlier this year almost lost her house to […]

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Christian Tim Worries About Speeding Sins!

[SOURCE] From the ‘that’s so crazy you must be really very simple’ file we find this delight from one Tim Wilson. While I was driving at the speed limit, the cars passing me obviously were not. The question that formed in my mind was “is my speedo broken or are they breaking the set speed […]

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Forbes Morrison likes Graceful Summer Dresses

[SOURCE] Forbes Morrison is a regular commenter on TwatManâ„¢ Billy The Mules website.  He’s 23 and married.  So he’s probably getting plenty of sex with his 6th child on the way. He also runs a website called Gospel Australia, and one of his recent blogs caught my eye. I found it such a bizarre topic […]

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The Body of Christ – Silly Catholic Rules

[SOURCE] You know that little bit of white stuff that priests get all excited about?  No, not that, the cracker thing.  Well apparently it’s supposed to be made from wheat. Church law “calls for the host to be wheat and wheat only” because Jesus ate wheat bread with his apostles before his Crucifixion The little […]

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Two years for being a pussy in church

[SOURCE] Over at the blog called “The REAL Mary MacKillop” that says “A WEBLOG DEDICATED TO MARY MACKILLOP” we find a story that has nothing to do with Mary Fucking MacKillop.  It’s written by ultra-conservative catholic die-hard Arnold Jago  Three women from a punk/rock band have been sentenced to two years prison for bursting into […]

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The End of the World Is Nigh – Twatman™

TwatManâ„¢ Billy the Mule made this brave statement: And some of the most bizarre, whacky and just plain wrong predictions, forecasts and prophecies have come from the new green religion. Radical environmentalism has been around for some time now, and they have never lacked for doomsday scenarios which could be dished up at will. Then […]

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Billy the Mule is TwatMan™

[SOURCE] Twat Time on a Friday – Hosted by Billy the Mule. Children are being stolen away from the two most important people they will ever know – their own biological mother and father. That’s called kidnapping.  Kidnapping is wrong.  However, if you adopted, use surrogacy or IVF to start your family then all the participants […]

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Hamilton Man Trevor Walmsley is not in the bible!

[SOURCE] Out it the far-flung western provinces of Victoria exists a rather small, quaint and unremarkable town called Hamilton.  In that town there once was a pub and it was called “The Hamilton”.  It was opposite the post office and drew a large and regular crowd of beer swilling, mixed-grill eating locals. Now that same pub […]

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