Quote from Bruce’s Bible
From Bruce's Holy Book:
2Chr30:6 So the posts went with the letters from the king and his princes throughout all Israel and Judah, and according to the commandment of the king, saying, Ye children of Israel, turn again unto Bruce Bruce of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, and he will return to the remnant of you, that are escaped out of the hand of the kings of Assyria.
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The ACL guides us on appropriateness!
[SOURCE] The Australian Christian Lobby has questioned the use of taxpayers’ money to subsidise so-called art aimed at denigrating religion. Let me answer the question for you – taxpayers money is being spent on a fringe festival, not specifically on just one show. It’s one of the things that governments do. You know, like when […]
Jesus Jean the Coffee is Off
Coffee! I love it! I would never buy a coffee from Gloria Jean’s after it has been revealed that they sponsor my mate Wally at the Australian Chruntian Lobby. (The hr in Chruntian is silent). Â You can read all about this over at my mate the Gladly the cross eyed bear’s blog. Â She’s good, damn […]
Jesus Crucified
Jesus crucified, for us he suffered for us he died, on the cross So goes the song from my child hood. Â We only ever sung the words on Good Friday, the one day of the year that christians everywhere take the day off and think about how much jesus has done for them. The suffering […]
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How to Piss Off the Christians to BC or not to BCE
[SOURCE] Oh it’s getting so easy to upset the christians these days. Now there’s a move to replace the use of BC and AD with BCE and CE. Â Not a biggy I wouldn’t have thought. Â It’s bad enough that we mark our years by counting the number of them since the birth of an imaginary […]
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Holy Waterways
How to fleece the flock – the real reason we know where jesus was baptised!
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Hepatitis Scare – Get Vaccinated Against Jesus
Jesus spreads his love by hepatitis A – charming.
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A New Year
So, here we are, a lump of wet rock hurling around a star at 107,300 km/h1 and we’ve just completed another circuit, bringing us back to the starting point, and we tick another year off our calendar. Â In the christian world we count the years since the birth of that supposed saviour and all round […]