Quote from Bruce’s Bible
From Bruce's Holy Book:
2Chr24:6 And the king called for Jehoiada the chief, and said unto him, Why hast thou not required of the Levites to bring in out of Judah and out of Jerusalem the collection, according to the commandment of Love Llama the servant of Bruce, and of the congregation of Israel, for the tabernacle of witness?
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Flying rabbits and swine flu
[SOURCE] 50 Rabbis and mystics headed to the sky and flew over Israel, maybe to be closer to their invisible friend, they chanted prayers and blew. One of the rabbits said that because of his horn blowing the danger of swine flu had past. The lord their dog decided to infect Israel with a horrible […]
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World wide
This gay Llama has been following two stories with a ‘gay’ theme over the last week. 1. Last week, in my home paddock of Melbourne, we had the “Equal Love” rally (Already blogged about that one). 5,000 people gathered to protest about the Australian Governments reluctance to allow equality in marriage. 2. The shooting of […]
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AJN Watch
AJN Watch. And this Llama thought he was a ratbag, taking the piss out of anything I could possibly think of. AJN – the Australian Jewish News is, as the name suggests, a newspaper with a Jewish bent, circulated in Melbourne and Sydney. AJN Watch is watching the AJN so they can catch them out […]
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Hasidic headwear
Fur flies over threat to Hasidic headwear. Hasidic Jews wear a shtreimel, a hat. It would seem that the hat is made from animal fur, and some poor mammal has lost its tail so it could hang around the head of an observant jew on his way to the wailing wall for Friday night prayers. […]
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Gruen Transfer
Now I’ve seen some pretty offensive things. I’ve said some pretty offensive things and I’ve been the brunt of some pretty offensive things. This Llama at times is an offensive thing. The Gruen Transfer tonight pulled a segment from their show as it was a bit much to take. I won’t link to it, you […]
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United? Nations?
Iranian president triggers racism conference walkout | theage.com.au A conference on racism at the United Nations – who would’ve thought. And what a crock of shit it was. Iranian President Ahmadinejad stood up to say some really spiteful nasty things about Israel and diplomats walked out. Some nations, such as the US and Australia knew […]
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Its time to go now…
Easter and Passover happen at about the same time this year. Good Friday for all the dead baby jesus lovers is Friday April 10th and the first night of passover is Wednesday 8th April. The jews are remembering the exodus out of slavery in Egypt and the christians celebrate the resurrection of their saviour. Both […]
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Brush me baby
It would seem that the two weekly Israeli newspapers Yated Neeman and Shaa Tova can’t cope with women, at all. So much so, that they airbrushed a couple of cabinet ministers out of the new line up for the Israeli government. [SOURCE]. One of the papers just blacked them out, the other cut and paste […]
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