Rant – Bruce Llama

Plenty of Jesuses

Bruce — Sat, 04 Oct 2014 22:49:43 +0000

Sometimes all you need to do Uncle Billy is take the next step:

There are in fact plenty of Jesuses out there. Most are the creation of men’s minds, instead of the Jesus of Scripture. Thus we have the hippy Jesus, the lefty Jesus, the social reformer Jesus, the good example Jesus, the social justice Jesus, the greenie Jesus, the socialist Jesus, the pacifist Jesus, the anti-capitalist Jesus, the homosexualist Jesus, the universalist Jesus, and so on.

A slight tweak – “all are the creation of men’s minds”

And this:

Overwhelmingly today we hear about a Jesus who judges no one, who accepts everyone, who loves everyone and everything indiscriminately, who would never reject anybody, and who is there to meet all our needs, fulfil all our desires, and to grant us our every wish.

That’s exactly your jesus, dear old Uncle Billy, regardless of how hard you try, you want your god to fulfil all your desires and grant all your wishes. Sure, you pretend that it’s the other way around, but if your honest with yourself, the type of world your god wants is exactly the type of world you want.

Nasty Attacks on Other Persons!

Bruce — Fri, 26 Jul 2013 08:04:33 +0000

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You have to love it when in one sentence our old mate Great Uncle Billy the Mule Faced Bigot can sum himself up so well.

The more controversial an issue, the more likely that common sense, rationality, and sound analysis will go right out the window.

And in the very next sentence I can’t help but feel like he’s taking the piss out of everyone who he disagrees with.

Instead, knee-jerk reactions, emotionalism, logical fallacies, and nasty attacks on the other person will become the order of the day.

How strange he doesn’t see the irony of that.

Nasty attacks in this blog alone:

fellow Christians who seem to feel they must check their brains in at the door
If you want to see hordes of mindless and reactive antagonists come out in droves
I have already written about one lunar lefty who is about as perfect a candidate for the gold medal in moonbattery
I speak to her moral and mental meltdown
Well our pro-death host is at it again it seems.
It seems the more moonbeamish they can get, the better.

So you see, Billy has no regard for others who don’t agree with his particular infection of god, let alone atheists or the poor of sodomites.

And just so we’re clear, I’m not pretending that there aren’t knee-jerk reactions, emotionalism and logical fallacies in my writings, I’m pretty sure however that I’m not guilty of nasty personal attacks. As god is my witness.

God, guns and 2 year olds

Bruce — Sat, 04 May 2013 01:04:42 +0000

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In a very disturbing incident in the US a 5-year-old boy shot and killed his 2-year-old old sister. The young lad was given a rifle for his 4th birthday, apparently that’s the way it’s done in Kentucky.

It is without a doubt horrific. Nobody deserves to die like that, no parent deserves to lose their child like that and no sibling deserves to be responsible for such an act.

There are so many questions. Why was the rifle still loaded? What was the rifle within easy reach? Who the fuck markets rifles to children as toys? What sort of parents think this is a suitable present?

Just around the corner however, there is always someone wanting to bring god into it. As if somehow that makes it better.

The children’s grandmother Linda Riddle is devastated, but comforted knowing that her granddaughter is in a better place.

She is talking of her grand-daughter being in heaven of course.

Riddle said her granddaughter enjoyed singing and playing outdoors, and she loved her brother.

Just like any 2-year-old. The world is simply fantastic, a marvel. There is so much happiness in children. Through the stupidity of the parents she’s now dead. That’s it, there is no coming back from this. An easily preventable accident.

“It was God’s will. It was her time to go, I guess,” she told WLEX. “I just know she’s in heaven right now and I know she’s in good hands with the Lord.”

This god is a bastard. This god of theirs that picks and chooses when and how we die, decided the best way to take this little girl was to have her 5-year-old brother shoot her in the chest with a rifle that was given as a present. It’s a tragedy in itself that the grandmother rationalises this and gets comfort by suggesting that her grand-daughter is now in good hands. She really should be asking why the good hands of the lord didn’t act before the trigger was pulled. How easy is it for an all-powerful being to knock a bullet off its path or to jam the mechanism, or to prevent a company from marketing such products.

You want evidence that there is no god. Here it is. Rather than try to make sense of this terrible death by invoking god, try to understand how a 5-year-old boy was able to gain access to a loaded .22 calibre rifle, point it at his sister and kill her.

Uncle Billy Shows us Why Religion is Evil

Bruce — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:39:47 +0000

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In an age of oppressive political correctness and a militant social engineering crusade, it seems homosexuals can do no wrong. They have become the new untouchables who are forever above fault, and must be treated as sacrosanct. And if any charge is levelled against them, it of course must be untrue, and simply the fruit of homophobia.

Really? Uncle Billy is saying that gay people can do no wrong, and that they get away with it? Wow. Everyone should turn gay!

Such is the stranglehold the pink mafia and its supporters in the media and elsewhere have, that no one dares to say anything critical about this movement – even if it happens to be true. Any claim brought against them will be considered to be “hate speech” and harshly dealt with.

Heck, so the media won’t report the truth about what’s happening if the criminals are gay. Incredible. What would we do without Uncle Billy to point this stuff out to us?

The bullying and intimidation from the homosexual militants has been so intense that most people are terrified to say anything remotely negative about them. And if real wrongs are being committed by them, the powers that be will likely not believe such charges.

Amazing, people won’t report because they’re terrified!

We have a perfect illustration of all this coming out of the UK just recently. A boy was being abused by his homosexual “parents” but no one believed him, simply because they were homosexual. The whole ugly story is worth recording, so I offer it here:

Hold on… it seems that the story has got out! How did the ‘pink mafia’ let such ‘hate speech’ get into the media? What went wrong with the bullying and intimidation from the homosexual militants?

You can read the report here. It is really disturbing and tragic. It’s a situation that should never have arisen. I’d like to focus more on Uncle Billy’s words.

Wow, what a tragic story. But the real tragedy is, this is likely not an isolated incident. So fearful are most folks today of saying anything which might be seen as negative or critical about the homosexual lifestyle, that they will allow horrific scenarios like this to go unchecked or unreported.

No, that’s not right. These are isolated incidents. It has nothing to do with the fearful folk. To suggest that professionals will let horrific scenarios go unchecked or unreported is just wrong and you know it. Sure, someone fucked up here, but it can’t escape your view Uncle Billy that this incident is not unreported or unchecked.

The ugly face of PC censorship and homosexual intimidation has resulted in the mass of citizens in the West almost as afraid to say anything as they are in North Korea. We are allowing terrible abuses and injustices to take place because of fear of being politically incorrect and offending the homosexual lobby. This ought not to be my friends.

There’s no mention of intimidation in this report. It went wrong when a social worker failed to do his job:

A social worker failed to report the allegations to a family court and instead called Cannon ‘a very caring parent who considered his children’s needs’.

To suggest from this that somehow people are as frightened as they might be in North Korea is just plain and simply wrong and an exaggeration If that was the case, this story would never have seen the light of day.

You will notice that the story has been reported in the main stream media, a report has been written and tabled to the County Court, people have been jailed and the homosexual lobby (whatever the fuck that is) are not on the street protesting or calling for special considerations. It would be fair to say that the media has not somehow hidden the truth.

Yes they certainly have become sacrosanct untouchables who can do no wrong. And they certainly do not give a rip about truth or empirical evidence. A friend just told me of how he was debating a homosexual who demanded evidence and references. My friend spent two hours providing just that, only to be told by his opponent that he was not interested in “cold, hard facts”!

So, Uncle Billy goes out of his way to show us all how untouchable the gay lobby is, how the media is doing its bit by hiding the truth about the ‘homosexual lifestyle’ and how people are too scared to expose the truth. He talks about truth and evidence, and even when an article about a gay couple who abused their child hits the main stream media he blinds his own bigotry and hatred of gay people by claiming the exact opposite. A mistake was made, and yes, perhaps because of the sexuality of the parent, I don’t know. The error has been exposed, the parents jailed and the man abused compensated.

When you are a politically protected species, you do not need truth or facts. You just go ahead and do whatever you want, because you are untouchable. That is exactly how a sadistic dictator like Kim Jong-Un goes about his business. We expect such tyrannical behaviour in places like North Korea, but not here in the supposed free West.

It would seem that even when the truth is slapping you in the face like a wet fish in a Monty Python sketch you can still ignore it and only see what you want. If you want to see a protected species you only have to look at Uncle Billy’s brand of christianity. He is very comfortable to make things up, skew a story to meet his own needs and then spew forth vile and reprehensible accusations about gay people, and get away with it. He’s contention is that all gay people are paedophiles the gays are out to take over the world and force christians like him to shut the fuck up. He’s claiming that the militant homosexual lobby is the same as the North Korean government and uses the same tactics to subdue the population. He again ignores the reality of gay life in Australia. Still unable to get married, religion still has the right to belittle us and treat us as second class citizens and people like Muehlenberg still get to use his rights to free speech to write this crap.

Bill Muehlenberg again shows us how the narrow-minded bigot truly operates in a space that is devoid of reality.

He is the best example we have as to why religion is evil.

Nenad Nele Arcaba Hates the Gays on Facebook

Bruce — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:32:14 +0000

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What do you say to a guy on Facebook who says this…

Australia, Sydney City, NSW….

Should Oxfords’s St’s new rainbow corssing be permanent, read more about it or watch a faboulous timelapse video of the crossing being painted last night from the City of Sydney….. BY GAY MARRIAGE RIGHTS IN AUST.

Dear wogs, and some of Australia own people, family, friends, people who noe me, brothers and sisters, normal straight people out there – as i was reading this and what is happening in our surrounding cities i can officialy and unfortunately say : Tht i feel very sad, angry and unfortunately dissapointed in this country, its rights, the look from a normal persons point of view and sorry for this people. I bet you guys wouldnt dare to do that in Russia or bettter yet Europe – BALKANS – SERBIA.. Where even the church is against this unnormal, sick, disease spreading lunatics. I feel discusted.! Could any of the ople i have on facebook , friends or not tht r gay please delete me now… before i start going on a gay hunting spree to massacre u lunatics like the naciz did to the Jews in ww2.! Gays, Lezboz, Rapists, pedofiles, cunts tht abuse children or woman etc…. if i had a present to give you it would b by doing u a faovur and in the worst way takind ur life away. Sick ( vomits ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…apart from showing him how to spell check? Best you could do is give him a bucket to vomit in. Others thought it was a good idea to give him some education.

It’s good to see this type of homophobic rant being met head on by others. Just look at some of the responses:

Being gay isn’t a disease lol

I dont get why it matters so much to you, they’re living their life and you’re living yours, everybody’s happy.

Nennad but were not in Europe were in a free democratic country. I pray you get some humanity soon. xxx

Just wondering, if australia was to ban gays, where does it stop? What’s to stop the govt from saying “I dont like the way that asian guy looked at me, all asians are to be deported out of the country or face death”. Hatred begets more hatred, once it starts there is no stopping it.

Making comments like that (the guy above) is just inappropriate and completely unnecessary. I don’t even know how u can call yourself a christian and make such stupid statements

You posted hate about a group of people. You said gays are pedophiles which shows you are largely uneducated, misguided and mislead in any actual truths and facts about homosexuality. Homosexuality is not a choice, not a disease, and there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you care so much and are disgusted (or discusted as you posted) then you are the one that has the disease, the problem, intolerance and are contributing to the hatred in the world. Gays, lesbians, bisexuals etc are normal people like straight people who happen to like the same sex and/or both sexes if bisexual. Its not hard to become educated and informed on that. Homophobia is the only disease and unfortunately refusing to see nothing is wrong with gay and lesbians makes you the ass hole. I spit on your entire existance.

It wasn’t long before he took down the post, or perhaps enough reports were made to Facebook and they took it down. I’ve since heard reports that the Federal Police have been informed. And rightly so. As if it wasn’t bad enough to vilify a whole gaggle of gays, but then to threaten to go on a ‘gay hunting spree to massacre’ is really quite revolting and a serious threat from a young man who may well be capable of carrying out such threats.

For those who ask why do we need marriage equality in Australia. Here is why. Because some of those born in 1991 still think that there is something not normal about sections of our community.

Congratulations to all who had a chance to deliver this guy some feedback.

Here’s the page before it was removed: 20130226 Facebook hate

Stories of God’s Protection

Bruce — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 21:49:40 +0000

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A day after several vicious storms killed at least 38 people and leveled buildings ripping through the South and Midwest, stories of survival and God’s protection began to emerge amid ongoing rescue efforts Saturday.

The 38 that died must have been gay or had abortions.

Having seen a warning on the television, the pastor yelled to his wife that they needed to take shelter in the basement of the church next door. Two church members who were cleaning the church and a neighbor joined them.

…and they think god saved them? Â Not the warning on the television, or the fact that their church has a shelter?

Todd and Julie Money, residents of Scottsburg, Ind., are also thankful. As their house didn’t have a basement, they fled to the basement of a friend’s restaurant when a tornado struck. A school bus parked nearby tossed several hundred yards into the side of the restaurant. “Unreal. The pressure on your body, your ears pop, trees snap,” Todd Money said. “When that bus hit the building, we thought it exploded.” Julie Money added that it was “petrifying.”

“God put us here for a reason,” she said.

God put you in the way of a flying bus to then save you? Â That’s your reason for being here? Â Opportunity missed I’d say.

People, people, people. Â Why hasn’t god provided the proper shelters and warning systems for everyone? Â Answer is easy, there is no god.

It’s really offensive to claim some supernatural deity has saved you, while others die horrible deaths in pain and emotional turmoil.

In Salem, Ind., rescuers found a two-year-old baby girl in a field, about 10 miles from her family’s home in New Pekin. Authorities had no idea how the baby ended up in the field. The baby survived the storm but was in a critical condition. Her family had reportedly died in the storm.

That’s pretty fucked up christians.

Getting hitched

Bruce — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:16:45 +0000

So, some people in England are getting married. Â I’m wet withÂ excitement. Â Sorry, didn’t mean to drool on you.

Seriously? Â They’re getting married and the rest of the world is going to watch? Â You’re fucked up.

You are.

Now, I’m all for happy events, I’m glad that Willy and Cathy reckon they’re made for each other. Â What’s a wedding without presents? Â Don’t give them anything, donate to charity. Â Last year I got a duck donated to a small African village. Â Oh, they’ve already done that… give to charity they say. Â The retailers must be pissed off. Â There’s a website that lists the charities that you can donate to. Â Our lovely PM, Traditional Values Gillard made a donation on behalf of every Aussie to the Royal Flying Doctors Service, $25,000.00 – So did the South Australian Premier, along with this comment:

“The Royal Flying Doctor Service is an icon of Australia and is critically important to outback South Australia,” Mr Rann said.

Hey you arse, if it’s critically important why don’t you fund it properly in the first place.

On the ABC, the Chasers were going to do a commentary over the top of the vision from the BBC – if I was inclined to watch it, that’d be the only way I could do it, but alas, the Palace has seen through that and told the ABC that the footage can’t be used

“in any drama, comedy, satirical or similar entertainment program or content”.

So, no poking fun at the the Royal Willy and Cathy.

Let’s face it, this is a big PR stunt for the Royals, they get to look good in the eyes of the public. Â It’s a bit like the catholic church making a saint. Â It’s a lot of hype for no return. It stinks ofÂ privilegeÂ that is undeserved and the happy couple, who don’t want nice salad bowls and a toaster, are ‘doing’ their bit by helping the poor kiddies by asking everyone to donate to a charity, while maintaining a lifestyle of riches and privilege in our society.

So, 1,900 people will descend upon England for a grand old time. Â They’ll fly in, boat in,Â chauffeurÂ driven in. Â People will line the streets and wave small plastic flags that have been Made in China, cheap plastic cups, mugs and other rubbish will be produced with the royal logo on it, somewhere someÂ governmentÂ will mint a coin and everyone claps and will be happy.

Except the poor people.

And those that can’t get married

And those marred by unhappy relationships

And those that really wanted Willy for themselves.

The planet groans as more of its valuable resources are consumed in mindless pursuits in aid of aÂ pseudo-privilegedÂ few who really should have just sent an email wishing them all the best as they nipped off to the registry office to have a civil service.

Bring on the republic.

5 Conclusions I Firmly Believe

Bruce — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 06:10:54 +0000

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Over at the The Christian Post Perry Noble has been talking about things he firmly believes but leaves out the really good stuff that he also firmly believes.

He’s a sweet guy that thinks jesus will save him for his wise words in saving all those sinners. Â He’s excited because he’s been reading 1 Timothy 2:3-7 – hey, 1 Timothy 2 has 15 verses. Â Why are you just picking out a few?

Let’s have a look at 1 Timothy 2 that he talks so fondly of:

1 I urge, then, first of all, that petitions, prayers, intercession and thanksgiving be made for all peopleâ€”

All people – how inclusive!

2 for kings and all those in authority, that we may live peaceful and quiet lives in all godliness and holiness.

Yes, kings and leaders need to live in peace, I can see why he likes that line.

3 This is good, and pleases God our Savior,

This is where he’s getting excited, it’s nice that god is happy when the kings are happy. Â It explains so much about war.

4 who wants all people to be saved and to come to a knowledge of the truth.

Oh yes, I can see why he thinks this is important, gives him a puffed up sense of importance, but if their god wants all people to be saved, why did he make it so fucking hard, the rules are impossible to follow, vague andÂ inconsistent.

5 For there is one God and one mediator between God and mankind, the man Christ Jesus,

I bet he’s nearly hard by now, one god! Â Everyone else must be wrong, so we best listen to him. Â Oh, great, but now we have to go to god through he’s middle man- but wait, isn’t that his son?

6 who gave himself as a ransom for all people. This has now been witnessed to at the proper time.

Gave himself? Â I thought god told him to do it. Â But there you have it, jesus was selfless, just like this bozo, he thinks he’s giving himself as a ransom too – so that he might save you. Â Arrogant prick.

7 And for this purpose I was appointed a herald and an apostleâ€”I am telling the truth, I am not lyingâ€”and a true and faithful teacher of the Gentiles.

Good on Perry Noble thinks he’s been appointed. Â He says:

I was called, gifted, equipped and am expected to be a HERALD of the GOSPEL!!! Once again, if I am not focused on proclaiming the Gospel to a world that does not know Christâ€¦then I am NOT fulfilling HIS primary calling on my life!

Ahem. Â And he actually believes this shit? Â Are you serious? Â And what about the bible passage, you have to tell us this is the truth? Â You’re not lying? Â Why do you say that? Â Do you think we might think you’re making this crap up?

Now the rest of it he doesn’t want to talk about, but you can bet he thinks this is just as important – but he knows how unpopular this would be. Â Mind you, it’s so akin to some rabid muslims making sure their woman are always covered and never seen outside the home.

8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing.

Well, that’s not working too well is it.

9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,

Hang on, men should pray by lifting up their hands, but women should dress modestly, they should behave themeselves and not wear expensive clothes.

10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.

And who decides what’s appropriate and what’s a good deed?

11 A woman[a] should learn in quietness and full submission.

Oh, well, where does that leave our Prime Minister? Â Hilary Clinton? Â Well, women everywhere really.

12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

Ummm… problem…. women are people too. Â Why do you want to shut them up?

13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve.

Oh, right, so that means that it’s all ok. Â Men are more important because they came first.

14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.

Yeah, the fucking bitch. Â That cheap fucking harlot. Â She’s the downfall of all humanity.

15 But women[c] will be saved through childbearingâ€”if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety.

See – it’s all ok. Â Even though those vile wenches fucked it up for the rest of us, if they have kiddies and continue to believe and live in love and holiness and with propriety, whatever that is, as long as they shut the fuck up and don’t get above themselves.

But does our friend, Perry Noble touch any of that? Â Well no, he just focuses on the first couple of verses. Â 3-7 – the good stuff about saving people, but he nicely ignores the bad stuff. Â He is quite happy to let women shut up and have babies. Â They’re not to be trusted.

An appalling attitude, no wonder christianity is fucked. Â And you mark my words, if you let radical fundamentalist of the christianÂ persuasionÂ run their radical social agenda women will be treated like dirt and blamed for every wrong doing on the face of the earth.

Abortion Booklet

Bruce — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 07:49:06 +0000

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Margaret Forrester works for the NHS in England as a mental health worker in a health centre. Â She was suspended last year because she wasÂ distributingÂ a booklet on abortion in an abortion clinic. Â She’d given the booklet to a fellow staff member because she felt that the NHS wasn’t giving enough information. Â She’s also a catholic. Â There’s a little bit of crazy on both sides, however, she appears to have been re-instated¹.

We all know that religious nutters think that abortion is wrong, against the will of god and must be stopped. Â The trouble with nutters is that they won’t listen to the experts and flat out lie to push their own point.

The NHS says it’s normal to feel a range of emotions after an abortion:

It’s normal to experience a range of emotions after an abortion, such as relief, sadness, happiness or feelings of loss. [SOURCE]

Seems like good practical advice.

Of course, the christian world is now very excited that Ms Forrester has been re-instated. Â They talk about how all opinions should be offered for women who want to have an abortion, they talk about free speech and how important it is. Â Over at defendchristians.org they said this:

Even though everything in the booklet was true and Margaret was eventually exonerated, Margaret almost lost her job simply for sharing a politically incorrect opinion.

So, let’s have a look at the booklet that she was passing around and talking about, it’s called “Forsaken – Women from Taunton talk about Abortion” and the website explains:

This book is about the reality of Post Abortion Syndrome (also known as “Post Abortion Stress”, “Post Abortion Trauma” or “Post Abortion Stress Syndrome”).

So, what’s Post Abortion Syndrome I hear you ask? Â Well, I’m glad you asked, the booklet website says this about PAS:

The term “Post Abortion Syndrome” was first used in 1981 byÂ Vincent Rue, a psychologist and trauma specialist, in testimony before the United States Congress. He had observedÂ post-traumatic stress disorderÂ which developed in response to the stress of abortion. He proposed the name “Post Abortion Syndrome” (PAS) to describe it.

Well, that sound fairly impressive. Â Like I should actually believe there is such a thing. Â Of course, I like to check these things, so I slipped over to Wikipedia and sure enough there is an article on PAS – in fact the first paragraph is exactly the same, but then read on:

TheÂ American Psychological Association and theÂ American Psychiatric Association do not recognize PAS as an actual diagnosis or condition, and it is not included in theÂ Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders DSM-IV-TR or in theÂ ICD-10 list of psychiatric conditions.

Oh? Â But this important information doesn’t seem to have made it on the Forsaken site, in fact they go on to list a range ofÂ symptoms and they also claim that the book is about the ‘reality of Post Abortion Syndrome’ to which we are entitle to look a little surprised, purse our lips and go “oh?” with an upward inflection towards the end of the H to signify surprise.

Wikipedia goes on to say:

While some studies have shown aÂ correlation between abortion and clinical depression, anxiety, suicidal behaviors, or adverse effects on women’s sexual functions for a small number of women, these correlations may be explained by pre-existing social circumstances and emotional health.

So when the defendchristians.org website says that everything in the booklet is true they are either deluded or flat out lying.

Ms ForresterÂ is quoted as saying:

“Women need to be able to make a fully informed decision about having an abortion, as it will impact their lives forever. Â They need to be made aware of all of the risks, including the well documented mental health risks.”

I agree, we all should be fully informed about the impact on our lives for any procedure that we are undertaking, however, we need true and accurate information, not hogwash that has no support in the medical and scientific world and is driven by people’s personalÂ opinionsÂ and unsubstantiated claims, and especially not when they are driven from some fanciful belief in an imaginary pixie fairy wombat in the sky that kills his own son because one woman made a mistake and the rest of us are to blame. Â That’s why Ms. ForresterÂ you should keep your perverted version of the truth to your self. Â It has no place in your professional life.

It’s worth reading this blog by Â PERSONALFAILURE atÂ Forever In Hell, she talks about the religious nutters and PAS – it’s very compelling.

Ms Forrester should have been sacked, and in the words of PERSONALFAILURE

Again and again and again, fuck off.

Â After claims of being bullied, she now appears to have a better job SOURCE ↩

The Nationals are Gay!

Bruce — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 03:12:01 +0000

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Once upon a time David Graham was a contestant on Big Brother, and during that time in 2006 he declared his sexual orientation as gay. Â Woo hoo! Â (the woo hoo was a bit sarcastic)

Now he’s thinking of getting into politics, good luck to him. Â He’s from a rural background, off a farm I think. Â Not surprisingly he is aÂ conservative, he’s a supporter of the National Party. Â (Pause for shudder to work it’s way through to my arse)

Then, riding on a hairless spotty alpaca, comes Barnaby Joyce, a truly detestable character in the National Party and anÂ embarrassmentÂ to the Australian people of Queensland to have elected him to the Senate.

And guess what! Â Barnaby Babes says:

There’s so many people in the National Party who are gay â€“ and I’m not one of them â€“ but they don’t walk around with a wristband saying ‘I’m gay’.

He’s not gay! Â Fantastic! Â Best news I’ve heard all day. Â Like we’d care if he was, we certainly wouldn’t be surprised. Â But look, so many in the National Party are gay. Â I guess that means that at the next state conference all the old blokes who aren’t gay will have their backs against the wall. Â Maybe Barnaby Bottom wants all those gays to walk around with a wristband declaring their love for cock. Â Or perhaps he’d like one declaring his desire to twiddle twats.

Can’t wait for all those gay Nationals to start coming out! Â Should be a hoot.

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